I’m sure the Blade’s quest line is interesting and all, but I’m too emotionally invested in this guy being my dragon grandpop. So, I guess I’ll never find out. I mean, I could force myself to do it, but then someone would have the console me because I would be weeping only for an hour. -J
If you begin the Blades Questline immedeatly after finishing Sky Haven Temple, you can actually complete it without killing Paarthurnax, as the Blades won’t find out who the leader of the Greybeards actually is until after you’ve finished Elder Knowledge and Alduin’s Bane.
So some of you’ve already heard whispers about this, but it’s time to get this up and running.
If you’re interested in a low-key, semi-real time Skyrim RP, my coworkers, my friends, and I are starting one over on Formspring. The setting will be the Bee and Barb in Riften, and OCs (Dragonborn or otherwise) and NPCs are welcome to come play. (I’ll get together a more formal page about the setting over the next couple of days while we wait for people to get their pages up.)
Perks:
- Responses to questions asked are not space limited.
- You can screen replies, which allows you to script out actions, etc, in a way you can’t on Twitter.
- No spam/harassment on your feed, since you control what you answer.
- Characters have home pages, so if you’re RPing at work with a single player you can “sit” on their page and know for a fact what’s going to show will be safe for work.
- No threads to stagnate/stall when waiting for people who get busy/etc to come back and post. Your characters walk into the inn when they’re there and walk out when they’re not.
- No limit on how many characters are linked to an e-mail, which means you can run more than one without having to make dummy accounts/getting annoying messages a la Twitter.
What I’m Offering:
- I will host a master list of links to all character profiles submitted to me (see Braith’s about for an idea of what I mean.)
- I will keep track of which NPCs have been called and which haven’t so we don’t end up with ALL THE ULFRICS and no Aelas.
- I will NOT moderate, “accept,” or “reject” characters. I’m providing guidelines and the loosest of rules so we may all play together nicely. However, if you ask for an NPC and someone is already actively running one, once I’ve mentioned this, please don’t dive in and run your version anyway.
What I ask:
- If you’re interested, use the template under this readmore to tell us more about the character you’ll run. (Consider not making them Dragonborn.) Post the template on your Tumblr, reply to this post with the link, and I’ll add you to the Master List.
- If you want an NPC, send me an ask and I’ll tell you if he or she has been claimed yet. If not, woo! If so, pick another.
- Please think carefully before making your character a Nightingale, Harbinger, Listener, Archmage, etc. These are titles that would be much more fun to achieve with other characters via plot. (If I put Braith into play, she won’t be a guild master OR a Dragonborn, for example.) Think of this more of a reboot of a character rather than a re-hash of your game.
- You’ll want to make a Formspring account, too.
Sound interesting? The template for your OC is under here. Answer applicable questions for NPCs, too!
Arya Stormseeker
Nord
Mage
Favored Skills: Illusion, Destruction, Alteration, Conjuration, Enchanting, Restoration, Speech (In that Order)
Birth Sign: The Apprentice
Patron God: None
Patron Daedric Lord: Hermaeus Mora
Guild: Senior Apprentice at the College of Winterhold
Preferred Spells: Calm, Fireball, Fire Storm, Conjure Flame Atronach
Preferred Armor: None
Not Dragonborn, but one of her Ancestors was a Master of the Thu’um. (hence the family name) She herself is a student of the draconic language and the dragon cult, has studied under the Greybears in High Hrothgar for a few years and is able to use the Shout “Become Etheral”.
She is generally rather quiet and combines a sarcastic sense of humor with a rather cynic world view. However thanks to her knowledge of the School of Illusion she is able to get on very well with people if she has to.
As a small child she burned the family house down when experimenting with her newfound magical abilities. She suffered heavy injuries during the fire including the loss of her eyesight which the healers were not able to restore, which is why she doesn’t value the school of restoration as much as the other magical arts. She has since honed her other senses and her magical abilities to the point that they pretty much substitute eyesight. Using a rarely practised form of Mysticism she can even read books.
She dislikes racism and some of her closest friends at the college are elves, which is why she doesn’t like the Stormcloaks very much. However she tries not to get involved in the war.
At long last, Expressway Four! Hope you enjoy!
Tracklisting:
1. Martin Patino - Make Love (Russ’s Expressway Intro Rework)
2. Jacques Lu Cont - Reload
3. The Supermen Lovers - C’est Bon (Punks Jump Up Remix)
4. Dems - House (Evil Nine Remix)
5. The 2 Bears - Work (Frankie Rizardo Remix)
6. Maxxi Soundsystem - Get Up (Danny Daze Spinnin Out Remix)
7. Waze & Odyssey - Feels Good
8. Edwin Van Cleef - Nala
9. Scuba - Everywhere
10. Prince Club - Love Strong
11. Evil Nine - Roar
12. NAPT - Bass (Russ Chimes Rework)
13. Senor Stereo - Dancing Time
14. The Glass - Washed Up (Tees In House Remix)
15. DJ Zinc - Nexx
16. Xpress 2 - Muzikizum
17. Groove Armada - Pleasure Victim
18. Carl Cox - Nexus (Foamo Remix)
19. Celsius - Sentiment
20. Phil Weeks - Slow Dance (U Cry)
21. Miike Snow - Devils Work (Alex Metric Remix)
22. Lana Del Rey - Born To Die (Hackman Remix)
I don’t think I’ve had higher expectations for anything since Skyrim was released. Do not let me down now Russ.
No dragon attacks here, they said. The mountain totally obscures Markarth from such threats, they said. Bullshit, I said.
When they told me that story I said “Oh dah viing”



